|Tuesday, August 6th, 2002|
10:09a - I'ma sucka for corn rows and manicured toes
Arrived home at a decent hour last night, locked out as suspected...
Tried to sleep in the car for an hour, didn't work...
So I ran over to Rite Aid and got a half rack of the Beast Ice.
Sat trying to gulp down that horrible horrible nectar that tastes like it came straight from the morning dew collected from the anus of Satan.
At about 3am I came to the realization that I was probably the only one sin the multi-megala-gon of fucked up shit I seem to have gotten myself into sleeping alone, let alone sleeping in my car. But, I got to wake up to...NELLY!
So some of you may have gotten to say "I'm waitin' for the right time to shoot my steez " last night, but Nelly is like my "street sweeper, baby. cocked loaded and ready to let go" to shoot pow bang bang shoot away every care I have in the world.
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11:06a - juancarlos and I are going to brawl...
[skinfeast] I'm trying to be kistche.
[brnadette] is that right
[skinfeast] I just made a typo, whoregoggles.
[skinfeast] YOU ARE JUST STUPID
[skinfeast] Ms. "Preist"
[brnadette] you're a faggot jessie
[brnadette] and from now on
[brnadette] i will point out every single fucking typo and misspelling
[greygent] bernadette is full of hate :(
[brnadette] i'd correct your spelling in grammar in your latest live journal entry but the whole thing is written in gibberish
[brnadette] spelling and grammar
[skinfeast] my livejournal is art
[skinfeast] it's written that way on purpose
[brnadette] i'm sure
[brnadette] i think i could take you in a brawl if we ever met
[skinfeast] that entry really doesn't make any sense.
[brnadette] no, it doesn't, retahd
[skinfeast] maybe it's less a work of art, and more of a work in progress.
[brnadette] maybe its a stinking shit pile
[skinfeast] maybe you need to stop wiping back to front
[brnadette] i accused kerry of doing that once a long time ago
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You know how Jaws made people go out and hunt and kill sharks?
Tim Burton's remake of Planet of the Apes makes me want to go out and kill Tim Burton.
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SOMEONE had to make me feel insecure about my "soul patch" so I shaved it off.
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