August 29th, 2002

MAHARAJI'S ON THE DEF SIDE DANCIN' LIKE A FREAK, THE GIRLIES SEE HIS BOOTY AND THEIR KNEES GET WEAK

I get to house sit for my sister this weekend. She has a really nice downtown apartment, with a nice stereo, cable, a VCR, etc.

And me without any ladies to invite over. I'm not trying to sound pathetic, or like some scum sucking shitbag, I just don't think I've had a "romantic evening" with a girl since I lived with one. I can think of one that came close with someone, but it's a close call...

Maybe I'll just sit on the lap top drink some forties and stumble over to Burnside and get gang-beaten again.