October 18th, 2002

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I want to start an all-male band with nothing but really sensetive songs about lesbian love affairs written in the first person. But all our band members have to have androgynous names (like mine) and I'll scream like a riotgrrl. And people would be really confused at our shows.

No one would call us on it for fear we'd just be really butch and be all offended.
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As a friend of mine would say, "I'm drinking the shame tonight". And no, that doesn't mean I'm a closeted homosexual turning my mouth into a semen receptacle. It means I'm drinking Steel Reserve.

I went back to the Dollar Tree tonight, not to be a stalker, but for job related purposes. I guess Dollar Tree girl really exists.

The final issue of Sport's Illustrated for women's cover story was "the ten tightest buns in the NFL"
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