No, not good.
I get into bed, start reading, only to realize "whoa, this bed is covered in tiny fire ants!"
So I brush myself off, grab a blanket from the living room, and slept on the floor.
ANTS!: An Addendum.
So I just took a shower, and three dead ants fell off of me.
GOATEE!: An Addendum.
I am growing a goatee.