I just got a call from Qwest, saying that I owe them $71, for which at first I was very confused. I thought maybe "you know who" had a personal vendetta and never paid the last phone bill (I let them keep it in my name even after I moved out). But then they said "when you were living on blah blah blah Naito Parkway". I was thinking "Uh, I lived on ROSE Parkway". Then I remembered I allowed my sister to put her bill in my name, because she owed Qwest so much money. I'm a sucker.
Plus! One of my best friends, whose name I won't mention because 75% of you livejournal people who I have met know of this person, may be going to prison for up to 5 years.
And I don't even have enough cash to drink away my sorrows.