So last night at Vic's, I'm sitting at this table full of strangers, and hot as women (and two nappy strippers) and this really hot girl, so she goes and sits with the asshole fighting guy and some other chick at the main table. I get tired of the strippers flirting with me and move over there. I go talk to the asshole g uy for awhile, and the non-hot girl is claiming I'm trying to fuck her friend, I glance over and realize "Oh, shit, the ugly girl is a GUY IN DRAG!" So I play along, and I was like, "you're two fine ladies". I get the guy/girl to buy me a couple drinks and shit. He offered to give me a ride home to my house, or to his house and if I went to his house he'd give me booze and blow me. Of course I went home. Well, I drove his car to my house anyway.