I am going to have a child for the sole purpose of being able to talk about my "baby mama"...
Someone new on my friend's list is obsessed with a certain someone everyone else has already realized is a complete idiot, a psychopath and the fakest person alive.
Now, I'm not first prize either. I am pretty fucked up, and as some of you know, I admit this.
But if you want to become this person's friend, get used to sleeping on your stomach, because the knife stays in your back for a long time.