Answer: EVERYONE IS WRONG AND I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE!
Or is the it that everyone stops reading before the end of the cliche and it's actually "Nice guys finish last. Then again, so do assholes. So basically, everyone finishes last."?
I'm not being a pessimist at all, I'm just stuck at home until further notice, and I'm really bored and microwaving some Morningstar Farms buffalo wings, and I was GOING to go eat elsewhere, but if I wait much longer I may start digesting my stomach lining.