But realize this Cara. You expect me to sit around all night alone while you go and hang out with your new "boyfriend".
Still, what I did was shitty. Even for me it was shitty. I know I fucked up my last chance to be with you. And that tears me up inside.
And everyone please, please leave Jason alone. He is not an evil person. I have met him, and I like the guy. He did nothing wrong. And I'm sorry for the things I said and did to him. This is the last you'll hear from me, Jason.
Good luck with the rest of your life, both of you. I'm sorry that I was the speedbump on your road to happiness (cheesey!).
And no, I wasn't smiling or laughing when I typed that. I'm in worse shape than ever.