It was going to be nice, too. And no it wasn't a girl.
And though I am FAR from an expert on the oldschool Portland scene as far as music I listen to now, I WAS AT LEAST around for the oldschool (90's) Portland punk scene. So Mercury writers, whatever 'Zine of the Month Writers in Portland transplant fucks. Fuck you. Shut the fuck up.
Take your Operacycle and your 31 Knots and shove them so far up your ass they reverse digest and you choke to death on them. Fuck you. Fuck you and die.
And yes, my current music listing was on purpose.