crushkilldestroy (redelephant) wrote,

Best. Lyrics. Ever.

On top of old smokey all covered in sand
I shot my poor teacher with a big rubber band
I shot her with pleasure, I shot her with pride
I just couldnt miss her, shes forty foot wide
I went to her funeral, I wept at her grave
Some people threw flowers, I threw a grenade
The coffin went up, the coffin went down
The coffin went plllt! All over the ground
I looked at the body, she still wasnt dead
So I got a bazooka and I blew off her head
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