But while looking through my old highschool notebook I found something interesting, a picture of a character in a hoodie with ninja swords strapped on his back standing amidst piles of strewn about severed heads and limbs. The only thing odd about it was this character had a uniquely over-sized head. Yes, my friends. I created South Park.
Where are my royalty cheques, bitches? Fuck You Tre Parker and Matt Stone. Fuck you without a condom on. And I'm all out of Astroglide.