My alarm clock just chimed, well, guess what (chicken butt)?
I'M ALREADY AWAKE, MOTHERFUCKER!
Pretentious fucktard of an alarm clock.
Also, I have decided I'm going to perform the act of coitus on pretty much everyone.
Also, I miss Charles. Weird. We weren't that close.
Dur ow ow. Chick. Chicka chick uh.