crushkilldestroy (redelephant) wrote,
crushkilldestroy
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What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

The asian guy at the local mini mart was all "I AM HUNGRY FOR BEER, BUT WE'RE OPEN FOR TWO MORE HOURS!" and uh, I was just buying a bag of Lays.

God I love that guy, he always gives me free stuff, too.

Also I spilled boiling water on my hand today. It hurts like fuck.
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