And this is coming from the biggest alcoholic of all time. You basically are ruining everything the people who actually feel passionately about this are fighting for. I hope you get arrested, you fucking idiots. Don't you realize if you got arrested, the whole fucking protest would be discounted as a fucking joke?
Next time cut to the chase and just use the protest as an opportunity to sell a fucking vile of crack, you cunt slurping fuck face.
Do you really think a drunken dyke will be taken seriously? That sounds like the punch line to a joke about Portland.