crushkilldestroy (redelephant) wrote,
crushkilldestroy
redelephant

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I just picked up the phone and heard my mom (who is not here) say "she's uptight because she didn't get laid this weekend!".

I'd be disturbed if I hadn't once heard my dad say "why would I want to stick my clean dick in some chick's dirty asshole!?"

My parent's are classy.

I should've said to my mom "Neither did I, and I got mad blueballs!".

And to my dad "Dude, I've done it, it ain't so bad!"
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