If I've ever gotten any sexual activity on my birthday, it wasn't very memorable. And if I did, it had to have been my 20th. And the person I was dating at the time wasn't really on my good side. And I was wasted.
Basically what I'm getting at is...Caleb had better put out.
On a side note, last night I found out that Bob Mould is gay. And that he did WCW (world champion wrestling) direction. Uh, yeah. I have nothing else to say about that.