crushkilldestroy (redelephant) wrote,

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I heard she was a 'Frisco dyke

So Stars Cabaret is completely insane.

We rented a van that seated 16, and we filled it up.

And we went there, crazy shit happened.

Lots of lap dances.

Lots of drunken crazy times...

I didn't spend a penny, myself.

Everyone paid for my shit.

Don't know why, wasn't MY bachelor party.

Luckily no one tried to get me a lap dance.

I would've fainted.

Especially since I never got drunk.

I did tip the guy who washes your hands for you in the bathroom though.

I really hope he actually worked there, and wasn't some crazy guy with a piss-hands fetish.

More later, maybe.
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