crushkilldestroy (redelephant) wrote,

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An open letter to an underacheiving fuckhead, sleeping on my futon tonight...

I hope you know I have fucked your girlfriend in the bed you sleep in tonight. Many, many times. You aren't the first. You're a fucking asshole. And that is all I have to say about that.

Oh, wait, one more thing....

Cara and I slept naked and laughed at your pathetic "I wish I could trust you..." messages.

They were funny, I felt bad at the time, which is why I told you. But looking back...Fuck you, you suck shit, and you're just some pseudo-intellectual post gothic asswhore.

I hope you die in an elderly man's anus.

And I found out about all the mean things you told Liz about Cara. Harsh, dude.
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