And on a completely different note..
1/5th of my head of hair is officially about 3 inches longer than the rest of my hair.
It's times like these when you realize you actually might need a girlfriend after all. Or at least someone to cut your effing hair for you, damnit.
I can't even shave my own head.
For shame, for shame.
I put a post-it over my alarm clock saying "FIX YOUR HAIRCUT, JERK OFF!"
That'll teach me.