They did say if I quit drinking it will heal to a something%. I should start paying attention.
I just wish I had known my last night of drinking was going to be my last night of drinking. They also tested to see if I had hepititus, which I apparently don't. So the doctor can feel free to not bring a sacked lunch to work the next time I bring in a stool sample I guess?
Do they even DO stool samples anymore? I don't think I've had to shit and bring it to the doctor since gradeschool.
In my glistening sobriety, I am now able to ponder life's greatest and most important questions.
Liquor, you've been like a beautiful woman with herpes. You may have left me with a health condition, but at least you left me something so I'll never forget you.
God my stomach hurts.