crushkilldestroy (redelephant) wrote,
crushkilldestroy
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i take it back and make amends, we used to be the best of friends

By the way, I don't hoard used condoms.

At least not my own!

I just steal them from people's bathroom trash cans and sleep with them under my pillow. It makes me have wonderful dreams.

No, really. The four year old condom thing was explained years ago, people. I'm just too lazy to find the entry. But I really don't have a collection of used condoms.

Swear.

But I did come across this entry, which only Heather will find amusing.
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