crushkilldestroy (redelephant) wrote,

I'm Aceyelone and I'm runnin' for mayor

Today and yesterday have been the worst days of my rectal life.

My ass has been exploding nonstop. And not like, loud explosive earth shattering craparrhea. But like, baby poop looking feces that kind of looks like pudding.

If I had a girlfriend, she would surely leave me if she lived with me. I don't often have the poos I just got over the flu. But today my rectum is so torn and it burns even when I walk.

So, what I'm getting at is...who wants to be my girlfriend?
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