1. Are homosexuals merely confused, or are they abominations in the eyes of God? Explain why they're abominations.
2. Give me the names of your friends who "do drugs". Now give me their parents' numbers.
3. If you had to have sexual relations with one member of the family, who would it be?
4. If a man offered to "toss your salad", would you accept? Why or why not?
5. List three accidents that could have caused those bruises on your arm.
6. List five things you can do to make sure I don't hit you with my belt.
7. Why is God disgusted when you masturbate?
8. What's the strangest place you've ever made whoopee?
9. MC Hammer is "radical". Explain why you agree.
10. Why is cooking a woman's art?